When life gives you lemons...

Sometimes, when life gives you lemons you need to throw those bitches back at life and say, "Fuck you! I wanted orange juice!" And, what if you are allergic to lemons? Ok, so i've never heard of anyone being allergic to lemons but you get what I'm saying.
I don't really have a point today or anything to say, I'm just bitching I guess. I want this blog to be about things that are affecting me and things i see around the inertubes but I'm still not sure how to separate my life stuff from the things I want the internet to see. I kinda want a place to vent the bullshit from my life. At the same time, I want a place to share internet stuff/news/artsy fartsy stuff.

amanita muscaria - gotta boil it!

the two strangest things i could think to show.

i am fascinated by the strangeness of some of the shit that comes out of japan. here is some of the farthest out stuff  i've found so far that is safe for work. (kinda, everything is covered, but barely) this guy is very strange as in a gas mask cod piece strange, and a horse head! ooh maybe not sfw, i think you see his butt. anyway, at some point you'll probably ask yourself why you keep watching but then you'll resign yourself to that empty spot in your brain where it says, "just watch the strange man prance around."
and then be frightened because you know that strange man has just ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms.

well, what you don't know is...

Dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks wild mushrooms.

Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

wtf

tada! Crap!

Hopefully soon I will be able to provide more content than just links.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DOwoQJV3w

still not sure why i think this is funny

well shit, since i got this goin'

o-0 zomgcat is flabbergasted about the van damm gif not working!

Nok Su Kow

Shit!

trying to figure out the controls on this bitch while drunk is a pain. i mean, can't I get a thumbnail of a video? somehow?

bellerophon

update: i figured it out.

Your dancing is fucking sick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-TqPk26A3Y

riverbottom nightmare band

Emmit Otter's Jugband Christmas is a staple of the holiday season for me. It's not christmas without some Henson. Tree + Emmit = Christmas. For me anyway.
So I found some EOJC stuff today and decided to share it.
This is some chick doing an accoustic cover of the river bottom nightmare band song. that is all i could find on youtube and i didn't really look farther than that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddIEWcXFUm4